Wooing a Nigeria lady always comes down to one thing: the first sentence you say to her. And I can assure you, you don’t wanna make a mistake. I mean, if you think you’ve mastered the art of wooing a girl or ‘chyking’ a babe as the streets call it in this part of the world, think again! Nigerian ladies are the most sophisticated and intellectually advanced breed of women you’ll ever find on the planet. So you’ll understand why you might want to up your game if you finally decide to have a go at a Nigerian beauty.
Like they say, practice makes one perfect and if you look at the picture below, you’ll understand that some of us have been at it since we were but kids and so we are well guarded with every tip to break the defences of these special ones.
Wooing a Nigerian lady goes beyond the usual lovey-dovey Bollywood type of love we see on our screens. That’s so not our style!
Maybe because of our terrain, maybe its our culture, but honestly sometimes, your chances might even get slimmed just cause of coming across as mushy or ‘ajebutter’ like. What do I mean?
I’ve seen pick up lines that just make me cringe even as a guy and I’m like how? Bawo? What’s my own with Disneyland? If I was a lady, I’m turned off already. Like some are not even relatable to me as a Nigerian and you just feel you’ll come at me with something you read in a book or saw in a movie somewhere. Pele o, all the best for you.
OK, enough said! Let me share some helpful tips in wooing a Nigerian lady. The lines below sound hilarious but sure works wonders all the time. Heck, no harm in trying, right?
1. You are really pretty. You look like my mom (or sister).
2. I know the crack on your lips come with the weather, baby let me anoint your lips (or baby, let me be your lipgloss)
3. Babe, you’re the BOMB, is your father Boko Haram?
4. Hello, are you yam, coz my heart is pounding for you.
5. Permit me to make your acquaintance, I really don’t bite.
There are many more and we can discuss it in the comments section below, but the essence of failproof pickups is to catch the lady’s attention and make you come across as extremely confident and a fun person. She’ll definitely want to continue the conversation. One thing though, never overdo it. If she doesn’t feel you right away, her response will tell you.
Feel free to add your own pickup lines below, let’s catch some fun.
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